Weird Things Happening in Tokyo: King Endymion and Neo Queen Serenity as tour guides!
kyralih: King Endymion and Neo Queen Serenity as tour guides!
“Hello and welcome to Crystal Tokyo Tours! I’m your special guest tour guide Ser—uh, ha ha, Usagi. And this is my assistant-“
“Co-tour guide.”
“Assistant. Endy— uh, Mamo-ch- uh, Mamoru!”
“Smooth.”
“Anyway, please enjoy our open-top Crystal Bus Tour! It’s the best way to see the sights of our beautiful city! I’ll be pointing them out as- what? OH we’ll be pointing them out as we pass by. No, there’s only one microphone I just. Get your own! Hey! Mamo-ch—!”
“Okay, so ladies and gentlemen, on your left you’ll see a plaque on the street marking the former site of the Crown Arcade. Well known as a hang-out for the senshi in their schoolgirl days. Also, rumor has it, the place where Neo-Queen Serenity would waste hours of her life playing video games instead of studying and then whine about her grad- hey, excuse you!”
“AND further down the road you’ll see the entrance to Crystal Tokyo Park. I suggest you check it out later, as it’s a fun place for the whole family. There is a carousel, kiddie train - oh, remember when you used to ride on the kiddie train as a college student, Mamoru? That was certainly a stra- HEY!”
“And straight ahead you’ll see the gates to the Crystal Tokyo Academy, one of the best high schools in the city of Crystal Tokyo and even the world. Princess Usagi Small Lady Serenity attends classes there, and is top of her class! Not to mention sweet, lovely and well-liked. Everyone wave! Wave, please, at my little gi- I mean. The princess.”
“If I may take over for a second? Thank you. I want to point out the view of the Crystal Palace from this angle, you can see the very top of the spire on the left-side. That’s our- erm - their private observatory. The views of the night sky are just breathtaking with telescopes designed by Sailor Mercury herself. It’s open to the public two days a year so make arrangements if you’d like to visit. It’s very romantic, too. I’m just- what?”
“A-and to your right, you’ll see a giant crystal.”
“To your left another giant crystal!”
“Well, that concludes our tour! Please take a map and we’ll be happy to point you in the direction of historical sites and monuments -“
“-And the best desserts in the city!”
“-and educational museums-“
“And shopping centers!”
“-the largest library in the world-“
“and romantic date spots!”
“Thank you for visiting our city.”
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